Summary
BACK on board The Love Boat everyone. I've been cruising and I'm not ashamed of it. Fair to say, I'm not proud either. Cruise passengers can be divided into the elderly, the infirm and the common as muck. I think this is beyond debate. You've either got a walking stick, your funeral expenses sorted or a tracksuit. I was the exception that proved the rule, before you ask. I was observing.
The Captain is a dominant figure on a cruise. Ours loved the sound of his own voice. And he wasn't averse to having his picture taken. The Captain, and photographs were a constant theme.See the full content of this document
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Grinning Captain has Stolen My Soul ; Bob Cuffe
We first encountered The Captain when we got to our cabin. We put on the television and there he was, grinning at us on the Welcome Video.
The video showed fat and old people "having the time of their lives" ...See the full content of this document
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