Summary
There is a group out there living a lie. They go through life with one purpose. They talk about nothing else. And they fail at it. These are the most miserable of folk. And they're everywhere.
People on a diet. Specifically, those people who are on a permanent diet. Have been for years. The ones who no-one can remember not being on a diet. That's right ( the fat ones. The ones who never, ever, lose any weight. Because they're always eating. And they don't move around enough. Their only exercise is in telling people they're on a diet, and then moving to and from the fridge.See the full content of this document
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Down with Diets
They know the calorific content of every item. They tell you how much fat there is in whatever you're eating. They are the dullest people on the planet. They follow every diet fa...
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